Yan is Shockingly Yan

Creation vs. Evolution - Who am I Kidding?! was where I first ran across Yan. Yan and his peculiar ideas were new to me, but not to many of the others who hung out on that page.

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Yan on being Nonsensical

Yan Ack on his inability to keep track of the mind-numbing nonsense he spews.

I say so many things that i don't know what i should remember not to say tomorrow.

Yan's Admission of BS (linked image).

Yan when asked why he makes the responses he does and why so many.

Yes, really, a sort of compulsion. I feel compelled to. I wish i was free. I just feel my brain's not mine anymore. I and my brain are two different beings. ''I"" don't like writing this. My brain likes it, or my mind.

Yan on wishing other people understood his nonsense rather than wishing that he could make more sense.

I wish ppl could tune in to my relevance wavelength. It's just going past their heads.

Yan's Accusations

Yan Ack on accusing some of us of cheating on an on-line quiz.

happy cheating. Go on, i can't see you looking up wikipedia."

The accusation flies (linked image).

After I quoted his above comment back at him and suggested that he might be projecting Yan replied thus:

you mean, what i say is from 'wikipedia' ? if so, why the fuss ?

Yan thinks I said what he said? (linked image)

Yan's Views on God

Yan wondering how he forgot some words and concluding that he is "the word". Yeah, it's creepy.

Wonder who invented some of these words. Dumb me. Me of course . How ever did i forget that . I am the word and the word is in me.

Yan on God in the past with the dinosaurs and in the future with humanity.

When god created dinosaurs, he was a dinosaur too and lived like the rest of them, experiencing life from their viewpoint. He creates on this one earth, all manner of life forms, no other planet is needed. One planet, plus time = all the lifeforms imaginable.

Similarly, a billion years from now, there 'd be something else in our place on earth, if not man himself miniaturised.

Yan continues to refer to himself as god

It's like i came when mankind was still apes and they wouldn't listen and killed me > 2001:A space Odyssey, First scene [ approx], then i came again and got killed again, on a cross, ok then i said, first let's modernise them to smithereens before appearing before them, so i just muddied the waters, gave you muddy waters , which gave way to the whole spectrum of rock n roll, metal and whatnot, mad art like picasso, kandinsky etc, then modern architecture, computer , net etc and finally i appeared,, but , again, the ppl haven't changed, they still have this bunched up anger, they're all knots, hate filled, still the same, want me dead.

Yan continuously claims that no one can know god, yet Yan himself constantly makes claims about the nature and thoughts of god.

It isn't possible to discuss about god with tiny brains like ours. We need to have brains several light years across to even come close.

Yan's Views on Being Gay

Yan on why he uses g-- in place of gay when talking about lesbians and homosexuals.

I don't like the word 'g--' and as a protest, i refuse to write the whole of it. That's my way of protest. Certain ppl of the population cannot be labelled by their 'preferences'. If that's the case, straights too must be called by some demeaning prefix that makes them look odd. There are no g--s, no straights, just ppl.

Straight ppl aren't so straight either, at some point of their lives they do experiment being g--. because it's the human spirit, everythings got to be experienced, you have a high mountain , you got to climb it, you have a taboo, you have to experience that.

I think, therefore, that the word g-- should be dropped, as also the topic itself.

Yan shifting topics once he was pw0n3d on the topic of Gays.

I think maybe, i hate that part of us that is eternally animal, that apes dogs sniffing dogs whenever they meet like. Our head is in the clouds, are feet are in the gutter.

Yan trying to prove how being gay is wrong.

i think , when you say 'being g-- is not wrong' and you get on a bus next day, or a suburban train , you ought to have a guy sitting next you who puts his hand on your thigh and slowly moves it upward. Next he should say, you have the most gorgeous lips, or best of all, he should go down on his knees right there, give you a ring and say 'soulfully' will you marry me ?

That's the second half of your test . The first half was you just saying , for the sake of being politically correct, that being gay is not wrong .

But Yan doesn't stop there, oh no.

all i'm saying to the ppl who say that being g-- is not wrong is,, seriously ? the only thing that is not wrong is when you're ready to do it. The best way to say that being g-- is not wrong is by being g--. If you can't be one of them but just want to consider yourself 'patronising' by saying 'good words' , that's not enough.

I mean i could 'pity' poor ppl all i want but never give them money. That's the difference. Saying good words is not enough. G-- ppl want more ppl to become g-- and see the joys of life through g-- eyes.

When others object to Yan's stupid paranoia, Yan responds with this gem.

I was saying that ppl who seem to find nothing wrong with g--dom, should like it when a g-- person makes 'advances'. Do they ? That has not been answered so far.

Would a g-- 'sympathiser' feel any 'pleasure' when groped by a g-- person or would he feel 'disgust' ? A person shouldn't just say good words and not be able to go the extra mile.

Gays not good (1/2) (linked image) Gays not good (2/2) (linked image)

The above is not the only time Yan speaks his paranoia about gay people. Apparently, Yan considers himself quite the catch for a gay man

Women have feared men so long ,i fear that a 'man' will proposition me sometime. In fact if the % of g-- ppl rises, many men would have to don the burqa when going outside.

Yan's Views on Science

Yan's response when someone posted "It's cute when they try to use science to disprove science."

Well evolutionists are blaming war on religion aren't they ? they are supposed to blame and credit 'whatever' on 'just evolution' and not some fancy stuff ?

Yan on being told that evolutionary biology is advancing WRT the bonobos discussed in the Nature article "'Hippie chimp' genome sequenced".

it was part of the creation 'fun' being poked at us that a species was created that seemed to share most of our genes and looked funny and mocking our looks. We fell for it and keep studying our 'cousins', this is rather dangerous trend in humans and one which i protest against.

After Yan's comment is challenged Yan makes a further statement in response. (I've heard other creationists make a similar claim about primates before, but ice cream? WTF?)

sometimes things are created for the heck of it not that it has some 'meaning'. Monkeys are there to keep us in check lest our egos become runaway trains. What use does ice cream serve . Same thing.

Finally, our "hero" Yan concludes with the following comment. This seems to indicate that Yan wishes to resolve his dissonance by removing the source of the dissonance so that it's no longer part of his reality.

that picture above only gives me the idea that this species needs to be forcefully extincted.

Yan on Dr. Krauss's video A Universe from Nothing. (linked video)

If an atom can describe the universe from its 'standpoint' and a giant can share this view, i think anybody should give it a try.

Yan demanding evidence. Will wonders never cease?

//It's been shown that the gay population is always just about the same ratio to the straight population //

who 'showed' that and how did he go about 'counting' the population of straights and g--s and how many such 'populations' did he count before arriving at his 'ratios'. Nonsense.

Yan thinks the results of prior research and the people who made the discoveries won't matter after a set length of time.

Can any man's research matter after a hundred and fifty years ? It's the age of the computer and like in the 'skinny dino' example, Darwin's research will mean nothing when seen on new instruments.

Yan explains the time limit. (linked image)

When reprimanded by being told that all of science is built on a vast store of knowledge that began several hundred years ago, and by extension all of Yan's technology that he likes so much, Yan has this to say.

we all know that 'accumulated' knowledge is not referred to in many cases where the inventor starts with a 'clean slate' , so let's stop pretending. Was the knowledge of candle making any help in making the tungsten filament bulb?

Yan doesn't believe accumulated knowledge leads to new technology. (linked image)

Yan expresses his distrust of facts,

Facts don't back anything.

Yan "disses" NASA. If NASA can't find what he thinks they should, then NASA's not any good. Which is odd because Yan keeps asserting that no one can find what Yan wants them to find anyhow.

As on date, NASA has accomplished and learned absolutely nothing.

It seems also that Yan refuses to learn because he is in fear of his sanity! No really, Yan seems to think that learning something new means risking going insane.

Finding something new is not good because there is no guarantee that we wouldn't go mad for some reason totally unknown

Yan and his Incredible Steam Cubes

Yan brought this up in response to a post about the FTL Neutrino research. Something to do with demonstrating that some things aren't known or possible because it "isn't their time to be known or possible" or something to that effect.

another thing they could invent is steam cubes. You drop a few in cold soup and it turns it hot as it melts. Solid steam that's easy on the fingers. It's a pity ppl need ice cubes but not steam cubes yet.

When Yan is point blankly told that this cannot happen he retorts.

it can happen in the future. Hot water can be made into solid hot steam cubes.

Thoroughly refuted do you think our "Hero" Yan gives up? Quite the contrary, he simply shifts goal posts

Let's say a man of 100.000 years ago says man will have an ice making machine. His 'peers' would laugh of course. I don't think one should fear saying anything, because all it requires is time for it to become true.

Anything can become true over time.

Alex, are you sure you have the conditions of all the planets in the universe at your fingertips ?

For water to become solid when hot, all you have to do is change its properties somewhere. You can even meddle with dna and inject some swan dna into a human so that he can sprout wings. It's 'doable'. Not right now maybe. But there's the whole of eternity waiting.

Yan's "ice cream machine" scenario is hastily debunked, but Yan persists.

well , steam cube making machine is 'highly improbable' for our times and I'm saying it. Why shouldn't there have been a person like me back then, who said similar things ? Of course, there isn't a record of the 'sayings' of every single man who ever lived, so you can't just say he didn't say it.

Once the "ice cream machine" scenario is thoroughly refuted, Yan goes back to his steam cubes.

CvE, if a metal can be liquid as in the case of mercury, why can't a gas be solid ? In fact, every planet is simply compressed gas, it was formed that way. When a lot of space is compressed down to the size of a pea, it has to solidify.

Martin // the other week when you claimed that human knowledge always stays at exactly the same quantity.//

Yes, the quantity or the weight of the total knowledge known at any given point would remain constant, not the quality. The quality could increase or decrease.

On another note just consider this. If you have malaria even in the summer, you tend to shiver. NOw why haven't scientists tried isolating the whatever that gives us the chills, make a pill and anyone taking it could feel 'cool' in hot weather. He could be on a packed sweaty bus in Patagonia, just pop a pill and his body temp would drop or whatever. The maths has to be worked out. It's a possibility.

As to ppl living on suns, not ppl like us with 'bodies' that can be burnt. Far in the future, bodies will have been discarded in favour of souls living in the space of space. A soul can't be burnt, it could live anywhere, it would feel the jangling of too many souls in cities on planets and would start residing on suns, to be alone you know, something like a gated community. Just a few souls. Rich souls.

Yan gets schooled for thinking that a gas can remain gaseous once it becomes solid, but refuses to accept the lesson.

//Why can't a man be in both Britain and New Zealand at the same time//?

//Why can't black be white?"//

I. if a law is passed and a place named 'new zealand on one side of a white line painted on the ground somewhere in Britain and a man stands with one foot on either side of the line, he can be in Britain and New Zealand at the same time.

2. If a temporary cookie like law is passed just for this occasion calling 'black' white, then black can be white.

As shown above, it's all in the mind. The mind can be re-adjusted to accept new realities, but when it thinks on new things based on old realities, it usually comes up with 'it can't be done'.

Meanwhile, a gas can be a solid if it's structure is alltered so that it's molecules are solid but it moves in a vapourous cloud.

Yan Posits a Paradox (linked image) Yan Defends his (De)Posit) (linked image) Yan Talks about Solar Lifeforms? (linked image) Yan Conflating Rule of Law with Reality (linked image)

Yan and His Misogyny

When a study was posted demonstrating that some men view pictures of women as tools, and possibly even the women, Yan revealed his deep-seated misogyny stating that the fault lies with women.

i think women need to question why they consent to work in the adult business and are about 99% responsible for churning out the pictures which get them classified as objects. Its women doing it and then women complaining. Something wrong with women.

Not content with the dollop of guano he just dropped on the forum, Yan parked a backed up bull over the page and covered the forum with the following fecal matter.

i think it would be fair to say that women decide what men should consider them as. A pretty woman would smirk and be 'delighted' to be viewed as an object. An unpretty woman could be the opposite because no one looked at her that way.

Yan Proudly Displays his Misogyny" (linked image)

Yan and Satire

Brandon posted a satirical article however, the satire seems to have gone over Yan's head.

i always wonder at the harsh, brutal nature of american radical writings.

After Brandon pointedly tells Yan that the article is satire, Yan responds with the below.

i admit it, but the imagery is truly bad. I think, under the guise of satire, the writer is telling us his own darkest desires. I don't see why each writer doesn't feel that children could be reading it too somewhere. Ultimately, successful writers have always been the engines that led man bad. In this, the ignorant are 'well off' , for they are bad only upto what they hear from their neighbours, they don't get to read high class bad stuff from across the world.

After being laughed at for his continued and almost purposefully seeming obtuseness, Yan closes with this mini essay.

btw, the words 'new age' got me thinking. I foresee in the future,, internet farming. Now this will revolutionise farming as crops will no longer depend on weather and the availability of water etc. What you do to have your own farm is a big room full of 3D printers hooked to a special farm website. You logon and paypal or whatever. To cut a long story short, the crop of your choice is then downloaded [ or whatever] and your bank of 3D printers, ok let's say wheat,, start printing real wheat pellets by using real genome based [ on a limb here] ink or whatever, 400,000 pellets a second and so on, till you have sacks full. Or vegetables, anything.

Or you could have a small printer to do small jobs like a small meal just for you, but i'm thinking this won't be allowed, just as they won't allow you to print your own money. So either you'd have to have a legal farm with the minimum number of printer banks, or nothing.

So once this takes off, reading e books having demolished real books centuries ago, all aspects of digital recording and storing also in place etc, comes the big boom,, all digital stuff gets erased and suddenly man is back in the stone age.. slowly misanthropy steals in, men no longer shave their beards, they begin growing hairy and centuries later, we're apes again.

Yan Not Understanding Satire (linked image) Yan's Speech Where He...Changes Topics. Naturally. (linked image)

Yan on His Shrine

I posted the URI for Yan's Shrine on and Yan reacts by accusing me of fabricating the comments found here.

shocking lies. Pre-fabricated. I don't recognise my style there. Congrats Steven. Do you have a paint brush in your hand with black paint dripping from it ? If so, you can give me a coat. Front and back. Now, the top of my head ? ok, under my feet ? Thanks.

I point out that I have screenshots to backup the text on the shrine, but it appears that Yan can't be honest in resolving his dissonance.

I couldn't recognise that english as mine. I'm sure you must have corrected it as you saw fit.

Yan denies that he made the recorded comments (linked image)

Some Random Kookiness

The following are some Yan quotes that I don't have screenshots for at this time. If I can recover some then I'll post them with the relevant quotes.

Yan cannot understand how the planets can stay in orbit if god doesn't exist and there is no god-given meaning to life.

If there isn't any meaning, how do planets stay in line? Or why? Why can't they just whiz bang?

Some more of Yan's Misogyny.

If you look at society today with evolutionary eyes, you would notice that women seem to be giving up. They get angry at little things, they want to do things like men but are either frightened or just hate working in the big bad world, all the little signs of tiredness, extinctions hallmarks.

Yan makes some more excuses for his apparent stupidity. Also a not-so-subtle implication that he's god.

I have all the knowledge of earth inside me. I am knowledge, so to relax i need to be 'simple' or 'stupid' as you call it.

Yan Admits He's Stupid (linked image)

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